Please Kill My Roommates

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Queen ants shed their wings when they start a new nest. Likewise, when I purchased my new nest, I wanted to shed all the creepy crawlies that were living there. I called around to the different places for pest control Beaverton had. There were several options but they were booked for a couple days and I was impatient as I was not enjoying my new little roommates. So I called around to all the different places for pest control hillsboro had. They also could not get to me until next week. The same went for all the places for pest control milwaukie had. And about the time I called every pest control place in the greater Portland area, the clouds parted, the birds sang, and I found the best place for pest control Gresham had to offer.

I did not care if it was pest control Gresham or pest control Zimbabwe, I needed help. Usually spiders are solitary but sometimes they build communal cobwebs and live together. I know this because there was an entire community that took over my new bathroom and shower area. You know what else? Red widow spider males force the females to eat them. If the female red widow spider spits them out, the males keep forcing their way back between their mandibles until they are consumed. I know that because I watched it happen on my back patio. I also learned that a bee can fly about 15 mph. Because I can run a 15 minute mile and I could not get away from the bees on my property no matter how fast I ran. And I grew up believing that bees can only sting once, but I only recently learned that wasps can sting multiple times as they do not leave their stinger behind. Because I got stung by a wasp more than once. At my new house. For the love of all that is good in the world, I had to call pest control Gresham to claim my house away from all these little gross entities. And I am convinced I got the best pest control gresham had to offer, because now they are gone and I have my house to myself.

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